HEY GUESS WHAT UNLESS SOMEONE PAYS YOU TO TELL THEM, (DOCTORS, NUTRITIONISTS,) YOU HAVE NO PLACE TELLING PEOPLE TO LOSE WEIGHT!!! WOW!!! EVEN IF YOU ARE A DOCTOR SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT’S THEIR BUSINESS AND NOT YOURS
what’s that? you still think that girl over there still needs to lose a few pounds to look pretty? hoWS IT FEEL TO BE A HUGE DOUCHEBAG!
HERE’S AN AWARD, IT’S CALLED ‘CONGRATS ON BEING A SHITHEAD’
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally…
i was on the bus yesterday and there was this big beefy scandinavian-lookin dude sitting in front of me he must have been at least 6’4” and next to him sat another guy who was way tinier and skinnier and they didnt talk the entire trip until the smaller guy leaned over and whispered “charmander is my favourite starter too” and the big guy guffawed n kissed him on the cheek
the only reason i would ever want to link my tumblr up to my facebook account is so that i can then go and reblog fucking tons of gay porn and just watch as people remove me from their friends list and i’ll just watch the number slowly decrease and be like