May 2013
Anonymous asked: What if I told you I was lying?
Anonymous asked: You got da booooty
zamagi:
why do the people of tumblr think they can solve all of their problems by creating petitions
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blackromney:
blackromney:
someone just walked in my study wearing a meme shirt holy shit
H E SAW ME TRYIG NG TO TAKE A PICTURE AND SCREAMED “’ NO NOT AGAIN”” INT HE DEEPEST VOICE OH MY GOD
Anonymous asked: Shhhh...Just let it happen
brbjellyfishing:
Maroon√25
gilbertsenpai:
he-wants-the-doitsu:
gilbertsenpai:
headcanon that gilbert is obsessed with playing minecraft
headcanon that he plays on creative mode so he can’t die
noxxhands:
swiggity swag whats in the bag
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shercocklocked:
IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’
heronqueenblues:
“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich
sorryforpartybarackin:
the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
arkhams:
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
mrcraabs:
swag can not be created or destroyed, only transferred from one form to another
best-of-funny:
mycroft-holmes-approves:
sodamnrelatable:
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
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mathmaticalkrillbits:
“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
Cosmo sex tip #1320
tehstoney:
Right when he enters you whisper “Purification in progress.”
meladoodle:
STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED: i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)
kriemhild-gretchen:
it’s funny how madoka thinks her pink ribbons are too flashy like girl your hair is fucking pink
trapghoul:
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
my cousin just tweeted “what if 11:11 wishes don’t come true because someone in the world wished they didnt” and now i am speechless
2treehill:
how do you get a nice body without moving
vocaroo:
are you medusa cuz ur makin me rock hard
pfefferi:
the word radical reminds me of this cup
